Theatre of the Avant-Garde

I know Alexander McQueen is, you know, too high fashion to wear in everyday life unless you are a certain kind of woman and that woman, I might as well let you know now, is one I aspire to be.  Yeah, McQueen was sort of the brat of the new pack a while back but he always had the designs to back himself up, even if your average person likened his work to say, Bjork's swan dress or something.  I confess an unabashed love for McQueen and his outlandish creations.  He's right up there with Lacroix, Galliano and Gaultier for me.  Just so you know, I would totally wear this dress any time and rock it like you ain't nevah seen:

McQueen

Stop looking at me like I'm crazy.  I mean it.  I seriously would. 

I would also like to state for the record that the boot trend I have loved for ages and ages amen is definitely going to have its heydey soon and I can't wait.  Behold, the up-to-there boot: 

McQueen Cross

I don't ride a hog and I don't wear chaps (nor do I find any of that appealing), but a skinny thigh-high boot with a nice, solid heel just gets me where it counts.  Is that wrong?